So today we are going to talk Photoshop.

Now this is just a normal picture of me from the back doing the superman pose just like any sports icon. Sure maybe there was some light airbrushing or the image was color corrected. So to be fair I will show you how the picture originally looked. Get ready because ...

..The whole frikin thing is different! I have never seen a photo take a bigger 180 than this. I mean I feel like I just turned Rosy O'Donnell into Jessica Alba, or old Jessica Simpson into new Jessica Simpson.  This image in no longer me. I don't know who that is, what team he played for or why he picked on me in high school but I will show you the tutorial I followed to do it.

(By the way after I thought about I probably shouldn't post the PSD because a lot of it came from a tutorial. Although I can't find it anymore I think it came from PSDTuts.com)

Now I already know most of you are think that it's vain and pathetic to spend hours and hours adding muscles to themselves and I am sure you will voice your opinions in the comment but for everyone else who just wants a girlfriend I will show you how this was done.